Jars of Rods

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danhollister:

Maybe I’m just stupid, but I feel that Tumblr’s search feature might not work as well as it should.

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lol chode pipe

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alwayz420:

OMG that face

I believe it is :3

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“you’re so hot,” i whispered

as i took my plate of food out of the microwave

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taylor-fucking-ann:

musicloudworldlow:

You can ask me anything and I’ll answer honestly, but only with yes and no.

please guys go to my profile and click derp

Come on, please?

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livetomakeadifference:

WHAT WERE YOU DOING WITH THAT COW?!

I’ve often wondered this question myself….

not to rain on anyone’s parade but

I’m pretty sure it was more logical than that

something like:

Fact: baby humans get milk from female humans’ tits

Fact: I have observed a baby cow sucking on a cow’s udders like baby humans suck on female humans’ tits

Conclusion: there must be milk in the udders

Extended conclusion: we might be able to get some of that shit from cows if we get a little creative

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